How can I start working with Peysorce?

Have you ever wanted access to unsubstantiated returns of an indeterminate amount? Do you like movies with gladiators? Well, if so (or not), Pacesorse can help you generate "returns" on your "investment" through this easy 11-step process!

  1. Get a phone.
  2. Pick it up.
  3. Enter this phone number: 555-2222.
  4. Wait for someont to pick up.
  5. If you don't get someone, then repeat steps 1-4 until they do.
  6. Once someone picks up, give us all your personal details. Don't even wait for us to say hello.
  7. Then tell us how much money you have.
  8. THEN tell us how much of that money you're going to "invest" (hint: 100%).
  9. Then WE'LL start telling you about the glory of Paessoursce.
  10. and that's it! Soon we'll be making money "together."
  11. See? 11 easy steps!

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